rustypipes-and-tigerstripes:

I think Andy may have realised that his animal is of the stuffed variety.

how does something this small even exist? is this a pig molecule? i need to lay down a while

sassiestnugget:

i hate when teachers are like “sorry if im grumpy ive had a class each period haha” like ????? what do you think students do?????

songofages:

siriusblaack:

Oi! Angelina!

*Snape casually eavesdropping*

buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

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bettywhitehouse:

the party dont start till I walk out

ginuwineleather:

i wanna raise my daughters to not text back

caduceos:

This is an Armadillo Girdled Lizard. Looks like a cute baby dragon. He is biting his tail in this picture to curl up into a ball as a defensive mechanism. 

caduceos:

This is an Armadillo Girdled Lizard. Looks like a cute baby dragon. He is biting his tail in this picture to curl up into a ball as a defensive mechanism.